BANANA GANGBANG MUSIC STUDIO!

Finally! As in, FINALLY! Its open for business! As in, its open for BUSINESS!!

After, three mothafuckin’ freakin’ years, Gerald’s music studio is available for any bands out there with a tight budget. Welcome to the BANANA GANGBANG MUSIC STUDIO! Where for as low as a hundred bucks per hour, you can take advantage of our crappy, yet passable, music instruments all you want!! Yeah!

We have tshirts too! But they’re not yet printed, so yeah, whatever.

And by the way, we still need gigs! Give us some! We practice real hard. And we’re not half bad! Come on, give a brotha a break! We’ll make it worth it! Woooohoooo!

PULP SUMMER FUCKING SLAM EIGHT!

So my brother, Bot, told me we’re going to summer slam. “Finally!” i said to myself, as i have been wanting to attend summer slam since i first read about it way way waaay back. I was really excited as the last time i was left out from this kind of events, this happened. yeaiknoerite? Imagine my excitement.

My brother knows this guy, Peewee, a DJ in a local club here in Malolos, and man, he’s got quite some connections. He was the guy responsible why my brother has his arms around Iya and Nikki Gil at the same fucking time. He was to be our our guide, our savior, our saint, our way to the promise land, a land where faces melt, and ears cum.

Okay, so i won’t be telling you how freaking cool the event was, cause i know, you already know, that it’s freaking cool. I wont even tell you folks how i got into the backstage, without buying any tickets or giving out sexual favors whatsoever! Cause I’m such a douche, I’ll post pictures from the concert, backstage pictures mothahumpers! Expect to see me rubbing elbows with celebrities and rock stars alike. Yeah! Said pictures after the cut!!
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Ngaung Gabi, Si Bot ang Panginoon

     Since eto ang kauna-unahanang post ko dito sa site ng kuneho, Magpapakilala muna ko, ako si Bot, ang kapatid ni Bugsy na kaibigan ni Yani na naging kaibigan nila Gerald na pinsan ni Seth na nataon naman na kinaibigan nila si Jerry at di kalaunan ay nakilala din nila si Duke, Little is known na ang namesake ng kuneho ay, according to my brother sa akin kinuha, kung bakit kuneho ay kayo na lang po ang bahalang mag-isip. Ako nga din po pala ung nag-a-air guitar ng hubo jan lang sa baba. “Hindi naman sa pag-aangas” pero ngaun makikita nyo na kung gano ko kagwapo up-close. hehe.

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AIR GUITARS AND SHIT LIKE THAT

    You may have noticed that not all our co-kuneho appears as regularly as gerald, ian or jerry does in this here little site of ours. yes, i know, alam kong nagsasawa na rin naman kayo sa mga pagmumukha nina jerry, pero anung magagawa natin yun yung materials na meron tayo, and they are the ones that are always together, plus they have the only access to this here website.

   i deemed it kinda unfair, and so, to cure this sickness i will be posting some materials from our other ho’s more regularly. and first off is, mr. bot garcia, with a video. A classic song, a golf club, and dancing pantsless. promising indeed.

sweetchild oh my!

NEW LOGO!

Pake nyo ba? astig to.. inggit kayo no? papagawa kami ng tshirt ito nakalagay! ayos! PINK!

Gusto din ng banda mo? pagawa kayo sakin! mura lang!